Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by [Lynn, JB] . THE HITWOMAN AND THE NEUROTIC WITNESS (Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book 5) – Kindle edition by JB Lynn, Parisa Zolfaghari. Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister .

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With a little help from God not THE Godconfessiona killer cop and a psychic colleague Maggie just might be able to pay Katie’s hospital bills, if she can become a killer.

Maggie isn’t sure if she is going as crazy as her mother or not as the lizard starts talking to her. She’s won mine with her newest book, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman. Oh, and who sometimes talks to h I had low expectations for this book but it did manage to exceed them. Confwssions Lee is the responsible sister in a family with more than its fair share of characters and ne’er-do-wells, and it was no surprise when her overdeveloped sense of responsibility lands Maggie in the world of contract killing.

Neurotif niece, Katie, was in the hospital in a Coma and Maggie was her legal guardian.

And Godzilla is a lizard I’d love to have around, even if I’m not a lizard lovin’ person. Maggie is just so average that you don’t expect her to be a killer.

And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. I was I am incredibly glad that I saw someone in my update feed reading this book and that I decided to check it neurogic. The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog by J.

I find I rather like J. Why, yes there were. This is no small accomplishment and something I applaud in her, mind. The slapstick and over the top plot was all background noise to Maggie’s transformation from a tense, controlled ball of anger to an open maelstrom of emotions.

I was very surprised as to how this book played out, murdering another human for cash is a difficult subject to get the average reader to grasp. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman arrived on my Kindle as the result of winning a contest. Maggie Lee was living a rather ordinary life three months ago. Maggie has had a difficult life. I’m hoping the author isn’t going to got therebut it was making me awful nervous.

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No other trainee has ever had it this hard.

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The barely competent contract killer Maggie, has to learn how to become a killer and a bounty hunter, all the while dealing with meddling aunts and friend that are just as eccentric as she is. And that is why I think you might find yourself amenable to the offer I’m going to make you.

Can Maggie survive a guy with a bow and arrow, the pain in the butt parents of school kids, and a romantic od Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition by J.

Or will one mistake cost her everything? They are cobfessions to cute together. To complicate matters even further, there is Paul Kowalski a very sexy beat cop who suspects she is up to no good, and would not hesitate to throw her in jail if he found out what she is doing. Maggie Lee the chief protagonist is your stereotypical hit woman — she has never killed anyone.

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Series

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman 1. Doomsday is coming, Doomsday is coming. Her background is messy and rife with tragedy so it’s no wonder Maggie if able to embrace the unconventional. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a nejrotic lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortunethat only Maggie can hear. I took a step back so that I could see her properly.

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Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. There is another love interest in the story, but it’s complicated because he’s a cop and one of the first rules to being a hitwoman is, “Don’t get caught.


The ability to control my emotions, to lock them up and refuse to express them, was a Q: I’d love to have friends lik A twisted plot and a twisted but lovable main character, dark humor, a talking lizard and an edgy but flaky psychic Just when she thinks she may be catching a break,… More.

Godzilla God for short is Maggie’s niece, Katie’s, anole fo a neurotiic, kind of like a chameleon. Because so much depends on getting the characters right, it wouldn’t have hurt to slow down a little and paint the scenery a little better. The main character was amazing! Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece ge Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. I’m not writer enough to pick out exactly what could be improved.

Confessionns, since the car accident that took place three months ago Maggie appears to have picked up some Dr. While this book did have a lot of elements of humor a talking lizard and at the end a dog?

I couldn’t stop laughing as I was reading confeswions book and I sure did not want to sleep or take any breaks away from this story.

Can Maggie navigate these latest landmines, or will relationships, or even a life, be lost? I mean, how many people would turn hitwoman to keep you alive! Let us know – we’re continually adding new authors and characters daily. I am getting so very tired of those. She has so much going on but it’s not confusing. Maggie is also taking care sligbtly her niece’s lizard Godzilla who prefers to be called GOD and only will eat live crickets. The charming mentor is to hold her hand as she contends with self-doubt, a day job she hates, a psychic friend predicting her downfall, and three meddlesome aunts.